http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc The latest news brought to you by MySpace! Thu, 22 May 2008 19:17:22 GMT http://newscdn.myspace.com/web.2.17/content/springwidget/funny_misc.xml http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17660415 TOKYO - When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught — recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help. After spending a night at the station, he was transferred to a nearby veterinary Yahoo: Oddly Enough Thu, 22 May 2008 15:36:35 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17660415 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17665936 After all the long hours of studying, the new friends and new memories, one question still remains. Was your roommate secretly trying to kill you? Did you ever do anything that might give your roommate a reason to kill you? We even shared underwear (0 points) CollegeHumor Thu, 22 May 2008 17:23:54 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17665936 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17666191 Pictures captured by cell phone show the damage done not by a car, but by a 150 pound deer which ran straight through a 3-inch glass door of the Holiday Hair Salon at Quakertown Plaza Tuesday afternoon. Randy Goepfert says the disoriented deer began to lunge toward his 10 year old son Tyler who was First Coast News: Strange & Unusual Thu, 22 May 2008 14:21:14 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17666191 http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/vr_masks_the_future_is_gonna_s.php May 22 2008VR Masks: The Future Is Gonna Suck If there's one thing I hate, it's reality. Well to make reality a little bit more bearable comes these conceptual virtual reality masks. In a troubling future, these augmented reality devices would offer a new Geekologie Thu, 22 May 2008 18:30:39 GMT http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/vr_masks_the_future_is_gonna_s.php http://rssfeeds.usatoday.com/~r/UsatodaycomOffbeat-TopStories/~3/295162065/2008-05-21-mexico-burro_N.htm The Televisa network on Wednesday showed "Blacky" gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances. Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside USAToday.com: Offbeat Thu, 22 May 2008 17:20:14 GMT http://rssfeeds.usatoday.com/~r/UsatodaycomOffbeat-TopStories/~3/295162065/2008-05-21-mexico-burro_N.htm http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17664766 Watch as KISS’ Paul Stanley goes totally feral on a laser-wielding audience member (some NSFW taunts ensue): Another interesting parallel is the way a laser proves irresistible to cats and rock stars both; like chum in a shark tank, lasers focus the Mental Floss Blog Thu, 22 May 2008 16:57:42 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17664766 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17662936 Kenny Chesney partied with all sorts of hot chicks in Vegas this week -- too bad he only saw 'em with about 20% of his eyeballs. SpyOnVegas snapped the squinty-faced singer behind songs like "Beer in Mexico" and "Keg in the Closet" at the Playboy club looking TMZ.com: Wacky and Weird Thu, 22 May 2008 12:14:00 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17662936 http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/fake_photo/ Alex, at the Museum of Hoaxes, writes about a fake photo: Grand Teton and Wildflowers (click for a larger view). The image has become quite popular and has slowly been circulating around the internet. One person on the webshots message board writes: What a wonderful blend of colours and God's J-Walk Blog Thu, 22 May 2008 16:35:00 GMT http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/fake_photo/ http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17661533 MAY 22--Capitalizing on Senator Larry Craig's restroom bust, a Minnesota minor league baseball team this Sunday is giving away a promotional item celebrating the Republican politician's arrest last year at the Minneapolis-St.Paul airport. Dubbed a The Smoking Gun Thu, 22 May 2008 16:40:00 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17661533 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17661319 Since the job involves some writing and proofreading, I issue a short quiz that includes several basic spelling and grammar questions, along with some simple writing exercises. Since the organization would like to increase its presence on social networks, I Jack of All Blogs Thu, 22 May 2008 16:26:11 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17661319 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17660911 While we had a ton of great applicants for the Virgin Mobile endowded summer Internship , we had to pick one. Either way, Jason will be joining the CollegeHumor staff this summer and, along with a $5,000 stipend, he scored himself a Virgin Mobile Wild Card handset along with $150 of Virgin Mobile CollegeHumor Thu, 22 May 2008 15:23:55 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17660911 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17660417 OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's Supreme Court on Thursday dismissed the case of a man who said he lost interest in sex after he found two dead flies in an unopened bottle of drinking water. Waddah Mustapha sued the bottling company, saying he had suffered Yahoo: Oddly Enough Thu, 22 May 2008 15:08:58 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17660417 http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/diy_car_mods_flamethrowing_exh.php What could possibly be cooler than shooting flames out the exhaust of your car (besides actually being jet powered or having rocket launchers)? Well now, thanks to the Autoloc Flame Thrower you can toast the hell out of tailgaters like you've always wanted. Geekologie Thu, 22 May 2008 15:33:41 GMT http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/diy_car_mods_flamethrowing_exh.php http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17659792 I did a very popular item about a phrase book for folks going to Austria for Euro 2008, to help get by in the local dialect. Say you decide to rob a convenience store. By mixing up actual phrases from various pages, you can say: “All by yourself? Reuters: Oddly Enough Thu, 22 May 2008 15:45:08 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/17659792 http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/handdrawn_zelda_themed_shoes_f.php 2. Lock my little brother in his room and make him draw Zelda scenes on them. 3. Scotchguard the shoes so the marker doesn't wear off and post the resulting artistic novicepieces on Etsy for $42. Now I know what you custom painted shoe haters are thinking, Geekologie Thu, 22 May 2008 15:30:34 GMT http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/handdrawn_zelda_themed_shoes_f.php http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17655819 BERLIN - A herd of wild boars has thwarted a suspected car thief's getaway in northern Germany. Police in Schwerin say the 18-year-old abandoned a stolen SUV he was driving Thursday after failing to shake off a chasing patrol car by driving into a field. Yahoo: Oddly Enough Thu, 22 May 2008 13:26:44 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/webhumor/item/17655819 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17665073 Both the soldier and my son, 9 year old, Vidroid are Taurus with ruler Venus in Gemini (two loves). As of yesterday, Vidroid was committed to Emmy who picked him up a couple days ago. He still sits (in his assigned seat) next to Belle though, with Emmy spying Elsa Elsa Thu, 22 May 2008 17:11:23 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17665073 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17657543 1 Minute Astrology: The Natural Zodiac Can Be Applied To Everything In The World… And Used To Solve All Problems Um…. so it just makes no difference? Sorry, I listened like three times… Maybe I have some kind of block on this! (Though I can relate to Elsa Elsa Thu, 22 May 2008 14:11:04 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17657543 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17655391 Your Writing, Your Look, Your Manner Of Dress: How Much Do You Invest In Being Politically Correct And Pleasing To Others? I assume I wrote something offensive but how could I know what it is that upset him/her? There is such a thing as archives on my blog so Elsa Elsa Thu, 22 May 2008 13:40:33 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17655391 http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17653188 Chiron is currently stationing in Aquarius, and it is conjunct the North Node and stationing Neptune, also both in Aquarius. Chiron’s presence in Aquarius is pointing this out, he is saying be careful what you do while I am in this sign, for I am a Astrotabletalk Thu, 22 May 2008 11:34:00 GMT http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/astrology/item/17653188