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    <title>Weird/Wacky - MySpace News</title>
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      <title>World News Bulletin: Hitler Beheaded</title>
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      <description>Adolf Hitler's head has been ripped off, and someone actually has a problem with it! The Nazi dictator has been portrayed in wax form for an exhibit at the new Madame Tussauds in Berlin. But a 41-year-old Berlin man wasn't too happy about the exhibit and</description>
      <source url="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/">TMZ.com: Wacky and Weird</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>‘I’m going to crush objects with my breasts. Don’t try this…</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19052772</link>
      <description>Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff were left agog during the latest round of America’s Got Talent auditions after a hopeful smashed beer cans with her 40lb breasts. Busty Heart, as she is know, crushed nine beer cans simultaneously with</description>
      <source url="http://www.rotstan.com/blog.html">Karl's Weird News</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:28:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Presidential Food Taster</title>
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      <description>In his 2005 book Standing Next to History, former Secret Service agent Joseph Petro - who spent 23 years in the suit and shades - writes, "In principle nothing edible gets near the President unless we know where it comes from and who has handled it." When the president digs in at a state banquet,</description>
      <source url="http://j-walkblog.com/">J-Walk Blog</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:57:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Getting to Know Franklin Pierce</title>
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      <description>That is a distinction Franklin Pierce lacks, making him even more obscure than Fillmore. Another story — that Pierce ran over an elderly woman with his carriage — is almost certainly false, according to historian Peter Wallner, whose Franklin</description>
      <source url="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/">Mental Floss Blog</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:45:36 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Amazing Bridge To Be Build In Dubai</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19054540</link>
      <description>If any real city on our planet can claim an active stake in creating the urban landscape of the future, it’s probably Dubai. Artificial islands arranged in the shape of the world? Check. The world’s only seven-star hotel? Check. And in 2012, it</description>
      <source url="http://thecontaminated.com/">The Contaminated</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:58:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Arrest Made After FedEx Sends Drug Shipment To Wrong Place</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19054357</link>
      <description>But a mistaken delivery tipped off police to a 200-pound shipment of marijuana that someone tried to send from Pembroke Pines, Florida to Baltimore via the shipping company. Authorities posed as FedEx employees and arrested the shipment's intended recipient,</description>
      <source url="http://www.wjxx.com/news/strange/">First Coast News: Strange &amp; Unusual</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:40:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Up, up and away in lawn chair hoisted by 150 helium balloons</title>
      <link>http://rssfeeds.usatoday.com/~r/UsatodaycomOffbeat-TopStories/~3/327452466/2008-07-05-lawn-chair_N.htm</link>
      <description>in his lawn chair rigged with more than 150 giant party balloons. BEND, Oregon (AP)  A man has taken flight in a lawn chair hoisted by more than 150 large helium-filled party balloons in a bid to ride the wind from the central Oregon town of Bend all</description>
      <source url="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/">USAToday.com: Offbeat</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:51:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>July 5th, 1937: SPAM Born!</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19049742</link>
      <description>“Birth” suggests something natural, and we all know Spam is less real and genuine than those offers you get from the Nigerian investor in your in-box. Spam is made of chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added, salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrite to help “keep its color.” One of</description>
      <source url="http://www.masshistoria.net/">Mass Historia</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:46:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Big furore over waxy fuehrer</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19047685</link>
      <description>Today was opening day for a wax museum in Berlin, where one exhibit was a controversial wax figure of Adolf Hitler in his bunker. So just minutes after the opening, some guy pushes the security guards aside, leaps over a desk, twists Hitler’s big waxy head off, and runs away. REUTERS/Wolfgang</description>
      <source url="http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/">Reuters: Oddly Enough</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:44:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Boss Fired For Not Firing Workers Wins $47 Million Award…</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19047044</link>
      <description>For Ronald Luri, getting fired for not firing employees was worth it after a jury in Cuyahoga County, Ohio awarded him nearly $47 million in compensation for lost income and punitive damage. The trash-hauling company's Cleveland office fired Luri of</description>
      <source url="http://www.wayodd.com/">WayOdd</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:22:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>WEIRD BUT TRUE</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19045534</link>
      <description>A Benjamin Franklin impersonator married an actress who plays Betsy Ross in front of Philadelphia's Independence Hall. A judge dismissed the charge of reckless endangerment against Lewis the feline after concluding he had met the terms of his probation. The cat was sentenced to house arrest</description>
      <source url="http://www.nypost.com">NY Post: Weird But True</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:10:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Drunk Swede tries to row home</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19045743</link>
      <description>Oh how we love the drunken antics here at Simply Dumb. It gives us such crazy things to report. A 78-year-old Swedish man got drunk during a night out in Denmark. And he apparently drank away his money, as he didn’t have the ferry fare to get back home. So he stole a dinghy and started rowing.</description>
      <source url="http://www.simplydumb.com/">Simply Dumb</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 05:48:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Funny Fire Sprinkler Accident</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19049797</link>
      <description>An employee sets of the sprinkler by accident so he tries to turn it off. The last 10 seconds had me in stitches</description>
      <source url="http://www.davesdaily.com/">Dave's Daily</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:47:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Love Or Hate Illusion</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19034063</link>
      <description>This t-shirt spells out "Hate" until you see it in a mirror, then the same cleverly formed letters spell out "Love". I don't know if this t-shirt is for sale or merely conceptual/art, but I think it's Amazing. Amazing Illusions is a website based on Optical illusions,weird things,puzzles and more.</description>
      <source url="http://amazingillusions.blogspot.com/">Amazing Illusions</source>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:32:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Joey Chestnut Wins Again</title>
      <link>http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/joey_chestnut_wins_again/</link>
      <description>Joey Chestnut reclaimed the top spot at the annual hot dog eating contest in Coney Island on Friday after first tying with archrival Takeru Kobayashi in a 10-minute chow-down and then beating him in a five-dog eat-off. The men tied at 59 frankfurters in 10 minutes, before being made to gobble</description>
      <source url="http://j-walkblog.com/">J-Walk Blog</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 14:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Carjacking unmarked police car not too brite</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19051151</link>
      <description>A 22-year-old man is in custody after police said he and another man unwittingly tried to carjack an unmarked police car with two uniformed officers inside. At 9:30 p.m. Thursday, the officers were investigating illegal fireworks activity in the 2200 block of</description>
      <source url="http://www.rotstan.com/blog.html">Karl's Weird News</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:49:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Happy 4h of July- National Country Music Day</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19035781</link>
      <description>Rose DesRochers - World Outside my WindowWorld Outside My Window is a blog about, controversial topics, current events, daily life, and the world as I see it. I would like to extend my wishes for a Happy Fourth of July to my American readership. I guess</description>
      <source url="http://www.rosedesrochers.net/">Rose DesRochers - Bizarre News</source>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:09:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Madonna Yanks Her Family A-Round</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19053387</link>
      <description>Since all the talk that Madonna's next single would be herself, she's made a point of being seen with Guy and the kiddies. The whole fam joined her today at a Kabbalah Center in NYC for some spiritual healing</description>
      <source url="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/">TMZ.com: Wacky and Weird</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 16:40:00 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Oxfam and Renault F1 bring loads of goodies to eBay!</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19030973</link>
      <description>Not many people get the chance to get their hands on genuine F1 goodies, so motor racing fans will be thrilled to learn that Oxfam and Renault's formula one team have joined forces for an incredible lot of ace gear, including these racing overalls, as owned</description>
      <source url="http://www.bayraider.tv/">Bayraider</source>
      <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:12:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Police wnt u to fight crime w/txt msgs</title>
      <link>http://news.myspace.com/funny_misc/weird_wacky/item/19049583</link>
      <description>Police hope the idea helps recruit teens and 20-somethings who wouldn't normally dial a Crime Stoppers hot line to share information with authorities. Metro Police Department, which rolled out its text-message tip line in June. Departments in Boston and</description>
      <source url="http://www.wjxx.com/news/strange/">First Coast News: Strange &amp; Unusual</source>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 11:54:53 GMT</pubDate>
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